Facebook Protocol for having a Birthday

1. If someone posts a Happy Birthday comment on your wall you must like it, regardless of how well you know the person, or how much you despise them.
2. Once you've received all your comments, send a heartfelt message saying how thankful you are for everyone's kind wishes and regards. This should net you more likes too.
3. If someone is wishing you a Happy Birthday from a different timezone, don't make the comment "It was actually yesterday", or "actually, it's tomorrow..."
4. If you are having a party, post heaps of pictures, and when someone makes a comment, you must like it.

Follow this, and you are bound to have a great day. Mind you, it may be a better day without social media.
So maybe just close down your account for a couple of days instead. Up to you...